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toofunny:

theduty:

fireland:

I’ve got a new One-Act Business Meeting over at The Denver Egotist today. I hope you like it.

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FRANK: Thanks for coming, everyone. Sorry about the last-minute notice.

ANNA: Just tell us who’s fired.

FRANK: No one’s—

KURT: My wife’s pregnant so it better not be me.

MITCH: Your wife is not pregnant.

KURT: She’s—she will be pregnant. Tonight. I can make that happen.